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10 janeiro 2006

A lógica do papel higiênico.

Valéria Grassi fala de Virginia e sua cozinheira Nely e faz referencia a uma “diferença de mundos”.

Existe uma lógica disseminada que sempre o patrão tem a lógica certa. É, digo certa, porque deve existir a lógica errada.

Por que a maioria dos patrões tem a lógica de comprar o seu papel higiênico, folha dupla, perfumado, super macio e o da cozinheira aquela lixa rosa choque, de uma folha só, sem nenhum poder de absorção. O que leva a consumir uma quantidade maior inclusive.

Calculei, como bom engenheiro, quantos rolos de papel uma mulher gastaria por ano.E, igualmente, calculei qual seria a economia que faria o patrão comprando a lixa para a empregada. Confesso que foi há muitos anos e que tenho que refazer os cálculos.

Pasmem, R$ 142,13 reais por ano. Nada. Concluo que o patrão não compra o mesmo papel macio para todos, por obedecer a uma lógica de que deve ser demonstrado a cozinheira que ela é um ser inferior. Já pensei muito e não acho outra explicação.

Quando visito uma pessoa, e normalmente, ela me apresenta a casa, eu presto muita atenção ao papel higiênico do quarto da empregada.

Isso pode definir se ela será minha amiga ou não.
Os meus amigos de infância, esses, já trocaram de lógica a muitíssimos anos.

O patrão sempre consegue
o seu papel de banheiro,
folha dupla, até com cheiro
e um motoboi que lhe entregue.
Ainda que ele pregue
a igualdade afamada.
O papel da empregada
não há cristão que lhe toque;
se tocar vai levar choque
naquela lixa safada.

Amoitaram-se

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