A MOITA DO MOITA

A MOITA DO MOITA

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13 agosto 2008

Pré-Sal ou Pres-são?

O filho pergunta para o pai, no intervalo do JN:

- Pai, porque o Lula vai criar uma nova empresa para controlar o petróleo encontrado pela Petrobrás?

- Porque o petróleo é patrimônio do povo brasileiro, meu filho, e deve ficar conosco e não na mão de capitalistas e de estrangeiros.

- Mas fazer isto não é contra a lei, pai?

- Pode ser filho, mas a lei, o Lula pode mudar, não é?

- Igual quando mudou a lei de telecomunicações para ajudar uma empresa que pagou 5 Mi por uma empresa do filho do Lula?

- Filho, isto é outra história...

- Mas pai, vão ter que criar uma nova empresa estatal?

- É filho, e isto é bom porque a empresa é nossa, do Brasil! A Petrobrás corre o risco de ficar grande demais e ameaçar o próprio governo, dar um golpe, como aconteceu na Venezuela com a PDVESA, sei lá.

- Pai, quer dizer que nos EUA a Wall Mart, a Microsoft, a IBM e a Exxon podem dar um golpe e tomar o governo de Washington.

- Bem, filho, não é bem assim, nos EUA, é diferen.., sabe...

- Mas, pai, a empresa não vai ficar cheia de funcionários com cargos de confiança, não concursados?

- Bom, filho, ééé... Veja bem...

- Pai, não são estes funcionários com cargos de confiança que tem que pagar um dízimo de até 17% do salário para o PT?

- Sim, filho.

- Então pai, é dinheiro público indo parar nos cofres do PT?

- JÁ PRO QUARTO!
Ggrimas

Amoitaram-se

13 Comments:

At 9:30 PM, Anonymous ana poeta. said...

Moita.


Ir pro quarto é a saida...


Beijos Poéticos.
;****

 
At 1:10 AM, Anonymous Magui said...

É o efeito da manguaça!!!!

 
At 12:26 PM, Blogger Esyath said...

Moitinha,

que história antidemocrática é esta de mandar o menino para o quarto por falta de respostas decentes? - hauhauhauhauhahauhauhau
Piada tipicamente brasileira.

Biejos (Des)conexos!

 
At 5:42 PM, Blogger Ricardo Rayol said...

ehehehehe isso que é filho.

 
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